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Flirty Things to Say During a Transvaginal Ultrasound

“Wow, that thing is huge!” “Do you mind if my husband watches?” “You’re going to need more lube.” “I’m allergic to latex.” “Ouch! That’s too deep.” “Why did I agree to this?” Whatever you do, don’t fall back on old favorites like “why don’t you buy me dinner first?” This line is in every women’s… Continue reading Flirty Things to Say During a Transvaginal Ultrasound

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Sexy and Subtle Ways to Let Him Know You’re DTF

Look him in the eye as you talk about babies. Invite him to your next appointment with your reproductive endocrinologist. Sext him a picture of your panties. Add a detailed description about the color and texture of your cervical mucus. Ask him to sit in the corner to watch another man stick a wand up your vagina.… Continue reading Sexy and Subtle Ways to Let Him Know You’re DTF

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How to Stage Your Womb

Maybe you haven’t met the right person until recently. Or perhaps you’ve been working your way up the corporate ladder to a “senior”-level position you never wanted with little to no underlings. Either way, you’ve most likely been an absent landlord, wittingly or unwittingly evicting any and all gametes caught squatting in your spare womb.… Continue reading How to Stage Your Womb