Yes, the answer is yes. All of your PMS or PMDD symptoms are also early signs of pregnancy making the two-week wait extra special. If you’re wondering if you are pregnant, these early signs point to a big fat positive! They also point to the possibility that your period is coming but let’s forget about… Continue reading Could This PMS Symptom I Usually Have Also Be a Pregnancy Symptom?
“Wow, that thing is huge!” “Do you mind if my husband watches?” “You’re going to need more lube.” “I’m allergic to latex.” “Ouch! That’s too deep.” “Why did I agree to this?” Whatever you do, don’t fall back on old favorites like “why don’t you buy me dinner first?” This line is in every women’s… Continue reading Flirty Things to Say During a Transvaginal Ultrasound
Don’t let your eyes well up with tears as you’re telling the doctor how long you’ve been trying to get pregnant. Even though you cried every month when you got your period (usually right after taking a home pregnancy test). Don’t start sobbing when telling the doctor about your miscarriage. It is, after all, a sign… Continue reading How Not to Cry During Your Next Visit to the Fertility Doc
Look him in the eye as you talk about babies. Invite him to your next appointment with your reproductive endocrinologist. Sext him a picture of your panties. Add a detailed description about the color and texture of your cervical mucus. Ask him to sit in the corner to watch another man stick a wand up your vagina.… Continue reading Sexy and Subtle Ways to Let Him Know You’re DTF
We didn’t have timed intercourse this month, but could I be pregnant? My belly is sticking out. I mean I did put on a lot of weight over the past couple of years but it never sticks out this much. It kinda looks like I’m pregnant. I smelled that sponge from across the room. Yes,… Continue reading My Husband’s Out of Town, Could I Be Pregnant?
Maybe you haven’t met the right person until recently. Or perhaps you’ve been working your way up the corporate ladder to a “senior”-level position you never wanted with little to no underlings. Either way, you’ve most likely been an absent landlord, wittingly or unwittingly evicting any and all gametes caught squatting in your spare womb.… Continue reading How to Stage Your Womb
Stay tuned… I don’t really have the answer to this yet.