- Look him in the eye as you talk about babies.
- Invite him to your next appointment with your reproductive endocrinologist.
- Sext him a picture of your panties. Add a detailed description about the color and texture of your cervical mucus.
- Ask him to sit in the corner to watch another man stick a wand up your vagina.
- Give him a prescription from your doctor telling him which days to DTD.
- Mark it on your shared google calendar. Make it so that the notification is the sound of children’s laughter.
- Sext a photo of your temperature chart. What could be more alluring than those jagged edges?
- With a flirty smile, tell him that you peed on a stick. The stick says it’s time to get down!